The execution of the perfect crime can leave you flabbergasted, thrilled, chilled, amazed, or just downright impressed. But letas face it: most lawbreakers end up shooting themselves in the foot, and thatas way more fun to read about. Here we pay tribute to the comic blunderers whose antics land them in police cuffs faster than you can say qHe went thatta way!q And if it wonat solve the mystery of why these miscreants do what they do, at least it will aid and abet you in the laughter department. Thereas a diverse and crazy crowd of fumblers and bumblers in our wacky lineup. Some fools call the cops on themselves, or dial 9-1-1 to ask where they can buy drugs. Thereas even a real-life Cinderella story about a girl forced to stay outdoors and do all the work while her stepsisters lived in comfort.A woman in Mansfield, Texas, woke up one morning to find two people loading her familya#39;s portable basketball goal into their truck. She ran outside to confront them, but they said there was an ad on Craigslist offering the goal as well as the womana#39;s tetherball pole for ... Orange County, California, prosecutors have charged a forty-sevenyear-old former police officer with felony burglary and misdemeanoranbsp;...
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