Because What You Donat Know, Will Embarrass You. What should you do if your baby shrieks at a wedding or astealth vomitsa on an innocent bystander? How can you use your child to avoid old friends you never liked in the first place? Is there a polite way to encourage cash baby-shower gifts or determine whether or not your babysitter is insane? Are there special rules for parentally impaired drivers? Eats, Poops a Leaves has the answers to all these questions and more, offering polite yet innovative solutions to the etiquette situationsafrom the mundane to the bizarreathat confront all new parents, including: Travel Etiquette: What to do when your baby screams on a plane Workplace Etiquette: How to use your child (or your friend's!) as an excuse for tardiness and incompetence Beauty Etiquette: Do strangers confuse your bald baby girl for a boy? We've got solutions. Lots of books teach you how to change diapers, but this is the first book that will help you trick your spouse into doing it. At last, a hip, hysterical, illustrated etiquette guide to the things new parents really need to know. From the Trade Paperback edition.The good news is that car seats come in only two piecesa the abasea and the seat. Our easy-to-follow illustrated instructions will guide you smoothly through the installation process. CAR-SEAT INSTALLATION Iusrnucrrons Step 1: Removeanbsp;...
|Title||:||Eats, Poops & Leaves|
|Publisher||:||Crown Archetype - 2007-12-18|