Instructions Not Included

Instructions Not Included

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Savage shares with you the triumphs and trials of new parenthood from initial sleep deprivation (It wasna€™t even living in actual a€œdaysa€ reallya€b more like an incoherent string of two-hour chunks) to losing the weight (My stomach not only bears a frightening resemblance to a deflated tire, but also has the texture of an orange peel). Savage takes you through a journey of Airplane Baby Haters, Mommya€™s Night Out, Developmental Races, making friends with the Tim Hortona€™s guy, and the joys of shared parenting. Youa€™ll feel like your having a drink with a good friend dishing about modern motherhood. Karen shows you how to sift through all the experts out there, cope with your in-laws and dealing your own insecurities, Savage reminds new moms that just doing your best is what already makes you a great mom, and that sometimes all you have to do is just show up for them, no experts required! Karen shares the journey with you, with humour, honesty, and empathy. From the magical to the maddening, Karen Savage guides you through the ups and downs of new parenthood, where instructions are not included.Oh, the excersaucer assembly! Few things are as humbling as being completely out-witted by baby gear. Most baby gear is really for Mommy and not baby. Baby doesna#39;t care if they sleep in a $1000 crib or a $200 crib. Theya#39;ll get their onesieanbsp;...

Title:Instructions Not Included
Author:Karen Savage
Publisher:AuthorHouse - 2011-07-12


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