qWhy don't women tell jokes?q qBecause we marry them.q Kathy Lette has gathered together the very finest of her sparkling witticisms in this tongue-in-cheek guide to men. Devastatingly funny and more than a little outrageous, Kathy offers up advice (qif he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchenq), her inimitable insights into the battle of the sexes (qstatistically, 100% of divorces begin with marriageq) and some scathing observations of the decidedly less fair sex (qall husbands think they're Gods. If only their wives weren't atheistsq). The perfect gift for women who like to shoot straight from the lip.Wedass men In England, even the letters travel first and second class. Do the first -class letters get a ... Upper-class men prefer their dogs to their children. They keep their dogs at ... They are poetry-quoting brainiacs. Been there, Donne that.
|Title||:||Men: A User's Guide|
|Publisher||:||Random House - 2010-04-13|