You're belted into a middle seat with burly businessmen on either side. It's 92 degrees in the cabin and someone forgot to use deodorant. A baby screams. A kid kicks the back of your seat. After two hours you haven't even left the taxiway. Welcome to modern airline travel! In Plane Insanity, Elliott Hester delivers stories that could only come from someone who qrides tinq for a living-a flight attendant. You'll hear about: * the passenger from hell * a smuggled python * prostitutes working the lavatories * a riot in coach-class * a heist * the anatomy of a carryon bag * a malodorous couple * the Mile-High Club * and more! Fasten your seatbelts. After Plane Insanity, you'll never think of air travel the same way again.Dressed in blue jeans and a tattered blue-jean jacket, hair sweeping past his shoulders like frozen fur, he looked up at ... with Ia#39;m-gonna-kick-your-ass eyes, eyes that meant business, eyes that arena#39;t mentioned in our flight attendant manual.
|Publisher||:||Macmillan - 2010-04-01|