Stretchmarks on My Sanity

Stretchmarks on My Sanity

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Proving once again that there is nothing more universal, or funny!, than parenting, internationally recognized humorist Linda Sharp opens the door to her home and welcomes us all in! From the beginnings of pregnancy to the droopy boobed realities of life after labor, to the struggles of raising a 42 year old child named Husband, her candor and wit leave no stretchmark unturned! You'll laugh yourself to tears as you see your own life in every word, and you'll end up wondering if she has been peeking in the windows of your house! Actually she has been hiding in the closet and has asked us to inform you that you are almost out of vacuum cleaner bags.I read to my children constantly. I shower ... In my house, I just make a big black circle around the date my family can expect me to begin sprouting fangs and slobbering. It starts ... My children discern the change and become quieter during our drives. ... Perhaps, they just dona#39;t want to be the match that lights the fuse... . Myanbsp;...

Title:Stretchmarks on My Sanity
Author:Linda Sharp
Publisher:iUniverse - 2001-04-01


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