Q: How do you breed contempt? A: Have a baby. Hey. Itas me. Your baby. Let me say, first off, that I love you. I do. Youare a great parent. You do a lot of things right. I know how devoted you are to me and how invested you are in hitting this whole parenting thing out of the playground. Okay. Now that Iave given you the validation I know you need, letas get a few things clear . . . Iam not as innocent as you think I am. You donat realize it because youare blinded by my sweet good looks, but I am aware of way more than I can convey. I feel more than I can express. I have more going on in my soft, little baby brain than you could possibly imagine. Until now. The book youare holding finally reveals the complexities and nuances of my life so far. From my point of view. Unapologetic. Unplugged. Unswaddled. Be warned . . . itas not always adorable.My crib???!! And now ita#39;s in pieces? In the closet? All because I spent one nighta ONE NIGHT!!!a In my aBig-Girl Beda ... Get your ass over to your computer, call up the assembly instructions on the Interneta grab a fucking screwdriver and aanbsp;...
|Title||:||To What Miserable Wretches Have I Been Born?|
|Publisher||:||Simon and Schuster - 2012-04-10|