To What Miserable Wretches Have I Been Born?

To What Miserable Wretches Have I Been Born?

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Q: How do you breed contempt? A: Have a baby. Hey. Ita€™s me. Your baby. Let me say, first off, that I love you. I do. Youa€™re a great parent. You do a lot of things right. I know how devoted you are to me and how invested you are in hitting this whole parenting thing out of the playground. Okay. Now that Ia€™ve given you the validation I know you need, leta€™s get a few things clear . . . Ia€™m not as innocent as you think I am. You dona€™t realize it because youa€™re blinded by my sweet good looks, but I am aware of way more than I can convey. I feel more than I can express. I have more going on in my soft, little baby brain than you could possibly imagine. Until now. The book youa€™re holding finally reveals the complexities and nuances of my life so far. From my point of view. Unapologetic. Unplugged. Unswaddled. Be warned . . . ita€™s not always adorable.My crib???!! And now ita#39;s in pieces? In the closet? All because I spent one nighta€” ONE NIGHT!!!a€” In my a€œBig-Girl Beda€ ... Get your ass over to your computer, call up the assembly instructions on the Interneta€” grab a fucking screwdriver and aanbsp;...

Title:To What Miserable Wretches Have I Been Born?
Author:Suzanne Weber
Publisher:Simon and Schuster - 2012-04-10


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